Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Everyday for the next four years...

   As you know, school is sadly in session again. Waking up early, having to catch the hot bus filled with sweaty people, at six o’clock in the morning is a tragedy for everybody. Hey, but guess what, at least you get to see your ugly friends again, your enemies from the 6th grade, and last but not least, your boring teachers, how exciting right? Whatever, you still have to come so stop complaining dude, nobody wants to hear it at seven thirty in the morning. On the bright side, Friday night football is back!! Kick off the the school year right, don’t be that one over excited school geek. But, don’t start off the year as a lame lama. Keep it fresh and cool, just chill. Enjoy the first few weeks, because those will be the easiest days of your life in the next nine months. Also join some clubs, you’ll need a distraction from all the boring school work. Oh, and KEEP YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE ON CHECK! At this time and age you tend to smell like a wet dog and not a baby anymore. Its called deodorant people get it straight, that’s all I’m asking. Just take it into consideration.  Nobody wants to be around anybody musty, and gross, YOUR BODY WILL THANK YOU! Anyways, take all these key points in this blog seriously, yall think I’m kidding, but it’s reality people. This is where you really get to know who you are and what you want to do with the rest of your life, just saying. Oh and congratulations, you checked in for a four year prison program, your welcome.

-Meylin Torres

3 comments:

  1. You are right about this school year, you are really funny about seeing the teachers and your ugly friends. It made me laugh so that was good I enjoyed reading

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  2. You are right about this school year, you are really funny about seeing the teachers and your ugly friends. It made me laugh so that was good I enjoyed reading

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  3. This is the spelling nazi, you mispelled "you're" in the last sentence. Anyway YOUR BLOG IS GREAT THIS IS 100% TRUUU(2CHAINZ VOICE)

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